There's a bloke in my office that keeps on cooing like a pigeon. Every time one of those winged rats coos outside the window, he coos right back. Let's just say its really fucking annoying. Its been suggested to me that I get a sparrow hawk costume or fit some of those spike things to his chair, but I think that's a bit excessive. I may just thump him instead.
Ode to Pigeon Man
Why must you coo
Why must you coo
Its that annoying thing you do
And though the pigeons do it too
you're not a bird you are just you
You're cooing really takes the piss
I can't take one more day of this
So if you coo
So if you coo
I'm going to thwack you
With my shoe.
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