While I'm in the mood for verse, I wrote this one for some of my lovely feminist friends. The phrase "Doom Cats of Cognitive Dissonance" came about on a Mumsnet feminism thread to describe some posters who insist on complaining about women who, well, want the best for other women.
Doom Cats of Cognitive Dissonance
I am a doom cat of cognitive dissonance
Fuck off, fuck off, you awkward feminist!
I say its my right to be marginalised and terrorised
Just cos my genitals don't hang on the outside.
So what if I want to cook dinner for my man
(ignoring the fact that feminism says
If that's what I want I can).
I am a doom cat of cognitive dissonance
Don't make me feel awkward you bastard feminist.
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